I think I left it in Missouri.  Why? - Lucifer

Ah, it’s nothing that can’t wait eight months or so. - Bishop

You make this blog possible, sir!

I was going to spend it with my brother. - Lucifer

Not Sam? - Bishop

Oh, it has been a while since we’ve had a serious conversation, hasn’t it?  Between Aidan being banished and Sam finally having time for me, we seem to have lost each other.  Um, well, Castiel came back.  He’s more fun to poke. - Lucifer

You’re a horrible ghost. - Bishop

And what are your plans? - Lucifer

I’m either going to kill a princess or kill for a princess, I haven’t decided yet. - Bishop

Well, happy Easter. - Lucifer

Yes.  Happy Easter. - Bishop

bishopsorphan:

“You’re an egg, Aidan.  Be an egg.”

utterlyindifferent:

I have two possible headcanons for Lucifer and Bishop meeting.

1.  Bishop sort looks Lucy over for a moment before he smiles and says “Well aren’t you a handsome devil” and Lucy just smiles back and says “That I am.”

2.  Lucy looks Bishop over and says the handsome devil line, and Bishop does that little sassy eyebrow quirk thing and replies “I believe that’s all you.”

Actually, James faked his death and moved into Nick’s old house, where You-Know-Who was waiting. - Lucifer

Voldemort was the one haunting the downstairs bathroom?  Funny, I always thought that was you. - Bishop

Don’t make me get inside you again. - Lucifer

kaeli-oh:

Juicifer

little-angel-things:

“A fiddle of gold against your souls says I’m better than you.”

bishopsorphan:

They’re roommates.

This is true.  We are roommates. - L

However reluctant. - B

radioactivemongoose:

lucifer this is a bad time

perpetuallycaffeinated:

That awkward moment when you rewatch this, and realize.

Lucifer strokes Sam ever so lovingly on the cheek. After Sam kissed his neck.